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Cross. Is there a reason you're ruining my inbox with ridiculous ideas?
look, as much as i'd love to do the real thing with you, i really need to get rid of this guy that's trying to become my roommate
..."trying to become your roommate."
i drove off the old one and to celebrate i took down a wall and made two rooms mine. now this guy bonten is trying to claim the other side, saying that i owe it to him or something.
And now you've run to me to help take care of your mess.
i'd throw him out but he's got half the island convinced we're sleeping together and i'm in no mood to assassinate him
So then find another way to discourage him that doesn't involve me.
you think i like asking for this
Do I have to answer that, Cross.
like i said, i would much rather do the real thing
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Cross. Is there a reason you're ruining my inbox with ridiculous ideas?no subject
look, as much as i'd love to do the real thing with you, i really need to get rid of this guy that's trying to become my roommateno subject
..."trying to become your roommate."no subject
i drove off the old one and to celebrate i took down a wall and made two rooms mine. now this guy bonten is trying to claim the other side, saying that i owe it to him or something.no subject
And now you've run to me to help take care of your mess.no subject
i'd throw him out but he's got half the island convinced we're sleeping together and i'm in no mood to assassinate himno subject
So then find another way to discourage him that doesn't involve me.no subject
you think i like asking for thisno subject
Do I have to answer that, Cross.no subject
like i said, i would much rather do the real thing